The Princesses Disney are just Bad Bitches !

The princesses Dinsey are just some bad bitches !!! 

Yeah (Champagne showers!!!)


After 50 shades of disney, we have a new pleasure four our eyes. In fact, Apeshit JDM did a montage with the Disney princesses  : he took their head and put them on some dirty bitches's body... and this is really good. 

It is quite beautiful and we can't hide this from you, we like it and we lick the screen (oohh calm down...sorry) !!

Here are some pictures :

Our favorite, Jasmine... we like it 



















Shout out To Sir Mix-a-Lott : "I Like big butts"


















Some other pictures (with many pleasures) :





We are close to 50 shades of Disney, really sclose, we hope.

We Love and Fist (again & again).

Ears and Eyes.



Black M fait-il encore du rap ? (RAP FAIL)



Black M fait-il encore du rap ? Cette question est légitime, la réponse... un peu moins.

Ayant fait ses débuts dans cette formation intergalactique de rappers aux voix potables et aux paroles un peu moins, il réussit à nous faire parler de lui avec ses conneries de Mme BABOCHKAUX ou "chépa quoi là!" 

Et oui, Madame Pavoshko, Black M a bien changé ou du moins, sa cible a bien changé !

Aujourd'hui, il fait du rapounet ("pop-urbaine" pour le politiquement correct) : cette soupelette insipide aux relents de productions musicales préchiées se rapprochant plus d'un M se revendiquant du terter que d'un rapper digne de ce nom.

Nous sommes abasourdis par cette foule de nouveaux chanteurs aux voix plus ou moins féminines, plus ou moins urbaines, ou plus ou moins bonnes. Cette façon de faire de la musique nous délivre du son de qualité "NRJ, Fun Radio", bref t'es pas rendu pour trouver de la bonne musque ces dernières années. Outre les chanteurs aux pseudo voix, il y'a ceux dont on traite sur EAEM, des chanteurs avec une voix presque potable mais qui en fait une arme de destruction massive de nos appareils auditifs, et de la culture musicale des générations à venir.   

Va falloir investir dans du Vivelle Dop si ça continue... ou de la vaseline, ça dépend de quel point de vue on se place!

With Love.

(pour une fois que c'est pas la fouine...coming soon)

Ears and Eyes Magazine.

Loser.com on Google, What ?! (Rap Fail)

Loser.com on Google, What the Fuck is that ?



New discovery for your your eyes today : if you type on Google 'Loser.com', you'll have a little surprise !

Indeed, you expect another website, another bullshit from the internet but a guy (we don't know who) redirected the domain name to another website...

Little indication : he's always happy, very very happy (that's joke, it's not Pharrell...you'll understand)

Just Try, you wont be disappointed : loser.com


Always with Love.

Ears and Eyes Magazine.

50 shades of Disney



Is 50 Shades of Disney the next thing ?... Yeah, that's the question !

Ohhh God, that's interesting... If you didn't hear about the movie '50 Shades of Grey', you lived in a cave for this last few weeks.

Anyway, this movie about the (Strange ?) sexuals practices (OK, it's just SM) of a young (around 25) billionaire man has inspired the designer Alex Reese

And this is really really good (hard and soft at the same time, you know).

To the little chlidren : 'Don't watch it, you'll be afraid'
To the teenager : 'enjoy but not too much... (if you see what i mean)'
To the others : 'It can inspire (or excite)you !'

Well, For eyes :





(Hell Yeah) Personnaly, i'm a big big fan of Jasmine...




Ok, now, we're waiting the movie '50 Shades of Disney'... let's see.

With Love (and Fist) !

Ears and Eyes Magazine 




What is the color of that dress ?! (Here, the answer)



And Yes, we're talking about that.... f***ing dress which is excited the web for few days !!... But we don't have the answer, just kidding, you know !


So, we're not going to ask you what is the color of that very very very ugly nasty stupid f***ing dress !!

Gold and White or Blue and Black ? Honestly, we just really don't care.

Stop that shit Internet and go relax yourself on youp... no, the Times !! (yes, the Times)

Seriously, Internet, go home, you're drunk !


Always with love.

Ears and Eyes Magazine.

We Saw... Star Wars Identities (The Exhibition)

We Saw the exhibition about the star wars universe and god damn, it's really good !!



All is about the quest of Identities. During a few hours, you'll be able to create your own 'Star Wars character' according to your experiences (they will propose you several choices to make in your life), your education from your parents, mentor , your fight... The geek in my head got free !!

First of all, you choose what kind of 'Star Wars character' you want to be, you have a lot of choice (even an Ewok, Oh god !). After that, you build your character like Anakin Skywalker grew up to become a fabulous Jedi... and Darth Vader.

You follow a route with many steps and to each stop you have a lot of informations on the construction of Star Wars and it's universe : the history, the characters, the outfits, the space crafts the difference between the light and the dark side of the force (why Anakin made all those choices)... And the real outfits and helmets are there : Chewbacca is really really tall, Darth Vader, so impressive and Yoda, fuck, it's Yoda !!

Also, some videos and pictures will explain the details of the creation of the saga and all the creation process of the characters : Darth Vader, Darth Maul, Yoda, Chewbacca, R2-D2 and even, C3-PO. It's really interesting to see that all those characters did not have those looks in the first sketches.

A the end of the journey, according to all your previous steps, you choose if you want to join the light or the dark side of the force. This is a hard choice to make indeed !

And the cherry on the cake, the gift shop ! You can buy a lot of goodies, clothes and a lot of stuff you can buy for friends, children... No! Keep it for you and have fun you selfish space freak!

In a few words, if you like the saga (or know a little ) you can run to see this exhibition! This is fabulous, you plunge into a real atmosphere and when you leave, you just want to buy a light saber and become a Jedi.

Here, just two pics from the exhibition (to keep the suspense) :

C3-PO R2-D2 and other robots from the movie

Darth Vader as scary as it get's


With Love.
(May the force be with you !)

Ears and Eyes Magazine.

Fare soldi? We met them!


It has been a while since we talked about this. Well it did happen! We met them, don't ask us how, don't ask us where, but we met with the two sound scientists you are looking at.

While talking about music, and food, and pasta, and hoes we thought it might be cool to wright it down. 

Ears And Eyes magazine: Who is fare soldi?

Fare Soldi is an alliance between Luka and Pasta, two guys who hate when things start to get boring.

EAEM: What is fare soldi?

FS: Is the italian for “making money”. And is also a good way to see if you can dance properly to some strong grooves.

EAEM: Who are your main influencers?

FS: Complex carbs, 70s white bands with moustaches, any single cell composing Stevie Wonder's body.

EAEM: What do you want to tell through your music?

FS: That there's nothing wrong in having fun while dancing to electronic music. 
It's ok to look very intelligent while you're on the dance floor, but having fun is much better.

EAEM: With Eis Coffee you gave birth to a new fresh disco! will you carry on this way?

We're getting better while getting older.
We're like some kind of disco Sean Connery.

EAEM: How do you feel about the electronic music industry, especially in Italy?

FS: It's the best place in the world to have dinner before a dj set.
Anything else simply doesn't count.

EAEM: France soon?

FS: We've played in Paris a month ago!  Where the fuck were you??!

EAEM: Maaaaaaaaan that was because of the birthday of my sisters husband and we couldn't make it. Just kidding, we just couldn't make it.

EAEM: Do you Saint-Tropez?

FS: If you're referring to the city, yes, we've been there and they didn't make us enter in many spots.
If it's some kind of french joke that means or have a slight connection with sex, we're absolutely down with it.

And in case you never heard what they do, put this is your ears!


With love,

Ears And Eyes Magazine.

D'ou viennent les muscles de la fouine? RAP FAIL


Après la fouine porte-t-elle un dentier ? Nous nous sommes posé une nouvelle question voyant la publication de cette photo : La fouine se dope-t-elle au jus d’orange pour avoir cette musculature de ragondin?


En effet, nouvelle mode chez les rongeurs : le danao ferait prendre du muscles aux fouines (et pousser les cheveux accessoirement…). Grand débat auprès de l’équipe : certains n’y croient pas, une personne à essayé ce nouveau régime (on vous tiendra au courant, pour l’instant, ce n’est pas florissant à part pouvoir uriner encore plus jaune qu’avant) et d’autres pensent à une « fausse musculature » de ce type :



Bref, le jus d’orange a eu des effets bénéfiques sur le rongeur qui ne cesse de prendre soin de son corps et il a bien pris le salaud. Après le dentier et le danao, qu’est-ce que le futur réserve à la fouine ? Un effet sur sa musique (fingers crossed…)

Amis squelettiques, vous savez ce qu’il vous reste à faire :


Promis fouiny, on arrête !

With love,

Ears And Eyes Magazine

State of the art Live set by Alejandro Molinari @ N.E.N.S Caracas


Alejandro Molinari recently destroyed Caracas by the single use of his keyboard!


We weren't surprised by his style we were there for that! The Molinari way to do it is recognizable by his beat and voice mix. By using beautifully crafted beats, and his crazy, dark, deep, delicious voice he is just re-inventing music hypnosis.
We tend to think that neat techy house is one of the best discoveries of this new year. The man is just stepping in a new territory made by/for him. By his musical history we can swear, and with his music we party!
Dear Alberto Gonzalez: take care of our own Alejandro and let him play as long as he feels.

The "chaussure à son pied" part is what could make France kneel and say give it to me! So visit us!

With love,

Ears And Eyes Magazine

Priory - Weekend beautiful Oliver nelson rework


This time no talky only music! 



With love,

Ears And Eyes Magazine.

Röyksopp's thank you plays with your heart


Thank you for being so smooth on this one.
This track is on the actual stream of smoothness and melancholy.  Nevertheless the track is absolutely delicious and wont bring you listeners to dark mindsets.  As you listen you imagine yourself riding a bus or train back home with droplets of waters sliding on the window. This cold warmth is all canned in this simple yet beautiful keyboard package.

Less talky more music:



With love,

Ears And Eyes magazine.

Fare Soldi did it again!



We told you about them in the past, and here they are! Back with the most tasteful disco they brought ear candy to all of you!
This candy is worth billions, and we want it out there.
Many attemps were just ersatz disco music, but here we are witnessing the rebirth of that very lustful dreamy sound that made the crowds dance back in time.

Less talky, more music!



Love,

Ears And Eyes Magazine.

Introducing Alejandro Molinari exclusive interview


Alejandro Molinari All rights reserved

Alejandro Molinari is a Venezuelan electronic music producer, singer and creative designer. He arrived in Mexico City when the whole movement of techno music was about to emerge. Some time later techno became cleaner and finer, and started to be heard by a wider public. He calls this movement “the Mexican Wave”.
Elements of Mexican life and rough elements that are combined with Rock and 80’s disco/Italodisco. Molinari spent part of his teen in Germany where he got close to movements like Coldwave, New Wave, and Minimal.
He took this influences and combined it with his experience in Berlin to create an unique genre made out of German 80’s music, New Wave & Post-Punk.
Chiquitico Mañana is a living evidence of this movement happening with the added edge of his South American origins. It is the story of a foreigner. The feeling that no matter where you are, you will be a stranger, regardless of what system you mix with.




Small & exquisite interview with this latin master mind:

Ears And Eyes Magazine: What is your music color?
Alejandro Molinari: Dark Red, Black and White

EAEM: Who are your influences?
A.M : Grauzone, WhoMadeWho, Post Punk, The Doors, New German Wave and Zakir Hussein..

EAEM: Are you the future New Order?
A.M: I think New Order defined a trendy NewWave in the 80’s. I look forward to reborn underground new wave. Make it simpler, and use it’s elements to recreate electronic music.

EAEM: What do you want to picture in your music?
A.M: An urban landscape, industrial and grey. Berlin takes me to grey. Coldwave came out of fear for the Coldwar. All of this makes me think of grey.
My grey, however, has hues of red and blue.

EAEM: Sweet of Salty? 
A.M: Bitter Sweet

EAEM: Hot or cold? 
A.M: Cold but friendly warm


EAEM: France soon? 
A.M: Between Berlin and Paris

EAEM: We are thankful for this little moment you spent with us and you shall be remembered dear sir!

This was our definition of a human interview. We will be back with more.

Love,

Ears And Eyes Magazine. 


Five best electronic music-videos of all times (Untill Now!)

Many clips we watched since our childhood. But we rarely encountered the clip that fucked up our minds like the following did.
Artwork is groing to be a main ingredient of your clip if you want to make it stick-out from those everlasting stinky poppy clips. We here want to give the best that got cought in out eyes in the last years, and mostly in electronic music.

1- Rone - Bye Bye Macadam



Director: Dimitri Stankowicz
Producer: InFiné

Buy it here : Rone Music
His tweets: @RoneOfficial

2- Para One ft. Jaw - "When The Night" (Official Video)


Directed by Ill Studio

Buy it here : Para One Music
His tweets: Paraoner

3- Moderat - A New Error



Produced by: Nicolas Kerga 

4- Dj mehdi (R.I.P) Signatune



By Romain Gavras

5- Daft Punk - Voyager



By Kazuhisa Takenouchi

Ears And Eyes Magazine Loves you

Kaytranada music enlightens us



Kaytranada is one of our latest and beloved producers in the fiels of rapology, and hiphopism.
The 22 year prodigy is landing beautiful sounds in our ears.
Smooth bass lines and dangerous funky beats make him on of the best of his generation. Going back to basics with his very deep mental melodies, we can listen to Kaytranada without being mugged by the rappers he produces.
Actually we are very surprised by the new direction taken by the prominent rap producer, as he shoots sounds like Sober thoughts with Gold link, and SUPRME LAZINESS executed by the very sharp SELESTICS.
Fancy a try?



Talky over, Ears And Eyes Magazine Loves you.

The art of Konnakol

The Konnakol this Indian beauty.

 Beautiful example with master  P.H Subash Chandran

While many may think that indian music is based on relaxation "sigh", indian music has it's very own structure which is studied in the shape of mouth sounds.
Every sound and note in indian music has a mouth sound to transcribe it for easy understanding. Its is quite amazing how a musician can play exactly every sound that comes from his Konnakol co-artist. Most of the time Konnakol artists are excellent percussionists, and that gives them the amazing ability to transcribe very complicated beats into simple mouth sounds.
It is easily comparable in street music to a human Beatbox, and more classically with Scat. these two styles might be the european version of Konnakol but they do not have the same use. While Scatting is used to add a human unstable element in the already crazy melody, Human beatbox is closer to Konnakol because it brings the real beat of a musical piece and that is exactly the purpose of our subject.
Scatting can seem easy, but excellent knowledge of the scatted tune is required or you will find yourself singing bath songs.

Quel genre de chaise est Maitre Gims? RAP FAIL (Dans Bella)


Il y'a quelques jours de cela j'entends:
"J'aimerais devenir la chaise sur laquelle elle s'assoit" 
C'était maître Gims dans sa meilleure production "Bella" qui exprime son souhait d'occuper le poste de chaise sur laquelle repose le royal fessier de la dite belle.




C'est une grande opportunité pour nous de vous parler de cet homme.
Nous avons un avis et nous souhaiterions vous en faire part. Fustigez nous, glorifiez nous, ignorez nous, mais nous pensons que la voix de cet homme doit être associée à de la musique de machines. C'est une voix qui samplée embrasserait notre musique. Le seul exemple que nous pouvons vous citer en France d'un tel mélange est la coopération entre Busy P et Booba :



Pas besoin de nous faire les mêmes commentaires que sur la vidéo. Enlever la voix de Booba c'est tuer Busy P, l’esprit même de la rue et dénaturer le morceau avec un snobisme primaire.

Nous nous sommes donc penchés sur la nature du siège que pourrait être Maître Gims et ce sans arrière pensée.


Avec ce modèle vous serez massée peut être au delà de vos attentes.
Maître Gims Chaise de l'amour

Ce modèle vous donnera des frissons car moulé sur l'engin même du chanteur.
Maître Gims chaise du plaisir

Ici  c'est le modèle belle mère.
Maître Gims chaise punitive










Quatrième et dernière chaise, le trône ancien en bois.
Maître Gims chaise du soulagement.







On va pas tergiverser plus sur le sujet tout est là, mais n'hésitez pas à nous souffler vos idées de chaises quelles qu'elles soient.

With love,
Ears And Eyes Magazine.

Farce: Le play store de Google théâtre lyrique!

Jor !
De plus en plus de perles dans le play store. 
Les utilisateurs android souhaitent faire connaitre leur avis sur leurs applications préférées et c'est pas facile pour tout le monde. Petite perle trouvée dans les avis du désormais main stream Zombie Tsunami

Mais qui est ESEM ?

Nous voyons mais nous ne savons pas!
 Autoportrait?
 Quel est cet arbre?
 Musique vivante?
Un autre autoportrait? 
Gastronomie murale? "Street Food"

Nous allons faire notre possible pour le rencontrer et lui faire cracher le morceau. 
Esem nous sommes à votre recherche manifestez vous!

With love,

Ears And Eyes Magazine.

The Dirty Squirrels are airborne

Why do we know such people?
Who are these two rodents?



We told you about them a little while ago while they were still gathering nuts in the beautiful French city of Besançon.
Mrjn and Luka Cheerys (Most charismatic squirrels ever BTW) trained themselves into dark electronic warriors of the music after fighting the light with them dirty sound waves.

Well we just came here to tell you that they are making dough after being featured for theire Christine's No way REMIX. Get it on Itunes now!

For starters give it a try here!



We love you boys, but we wont trust you after midnight!

With love,

Ears and Eyes Magazine.